Dear Gap
Your “tissue weight” material fools nobody (and makes me look like a prostitute since everyone can see my bra right through the fabric). If I wanted to wear a camisole under everything I buy from the Gap I’d just……
Post it notes
write a series of funny things to dave and the offspring on post it notes and then take pictures of the notes and scan them and write a post.
Dear Dave,
The dishwasher looks like it was loaded by a glue sniffing schizophrenic. Was it you?